Recently, a certain "someone" has decided to leave HATE and SPAM on my guestbook. His name is Finn. You might know him from my "about" page. As my "BOYFRIEND". But recently he decided to spam "SOUR CREAM" on my guestbook meant for CONSTRUCTIVE COMMENTS and GREETINGS. I believe this may be in spite of my prior comments on sour cream also located on my "about" page.
This is unacceptable as we all know. But this "Finn" guy as you may be able to tell isn't all what he seems. So today I'm going to expose him for what he really is: a monster.
Welcome to the Finn Rant/Callout/Beware/Call-In/CANCEL.
Yeah...you know what happened...
On Tuesday, October the 14th, Year Of Our Lord 2025 A.D., Finn decided to spam my guestbook with the words "SOUR CREAM".
Sour cream, as you might know, is a fermented dairy product made of cream a "lactic acid bacteria". It is a common topping on many dishes.
Why, you may be asking, is this so bad? Must we cancel someone for something so mudane, so pointless? If you're asking this...you're part of the problem. And I might have to rant about you next.
Problematic because men belong in the store.
Wants to hide the truth.